ramblings, random musings, fascinations, rants, raves and revelations

Me: Hi, i'd like to speak with Cheyenkoiloyrke Bountou, or the person in charge of the PSEG gas account?

Shit : Who's this what you want hello?

Me : Good afternoon! this is Simone Riggs with Winsource calling on behalf of MX Energy, an approved natural gas supplier in the..

Shit : Wha? gas? what's that? He no here..

Me : For your natural gas account Maam,PSEG,  are you the one responsible for this account?

Shit : Hello? No interesting eh? No here, no interesting..

Me : I'm surprised to hear you say that, most of our clients felt the same way, until they realized..

Shit : [ screaming ] i'm no interesting! i'm no interest!

Me : Don't you..

Shit : No! I'm no ingles, no interesting, callback tomoru eh?

Me : [ pressing the magical mute ] Putang ina mo! mamatay ka na sana!

*sigh - this has been my week *sob

I remember seeing something on the Ripley's show that was awfully amusing. There's this certain breed of mountain goats that freezes up and falls over (like playing dead) when they're scared and being chased by dogs and mountain cats.

I figured, brilliant! Just brilliant. Can't I have such a talent? That I'd somehow just fall off into a coma when stressed? Then I could tell everyone, "I'm sorry but I'm genetically predisposed to be such. Please stop nagging me or else I'd fall back again."

Wonderful.