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Author: aLmich
I was on my way to SM North Edsa one sober morning and since I was coming from the extreme end of Sta. Mesa, I had to take LRT2 ride from my point of origin to Gateway Mall Cubao first, before riding another LRT going to SM North. [That SM mall is one of the world’s ten biggest!] I’m one person who reads everything I could see – the newspapers, magazines, labels, signs, billboards, and even faces [I could even remember Mom scolding me because I used to just grab anything with letters or pictures along the way for reading]– so there’s no way I would miss that gigantic billboard just atop that footbridge in front of that mall.
Although this time, the first thing I noticed wasn’t the letters encrypted therein but the almost naked Adam … and another picture of one almost naked Eve … and another almost naked Adam. That’s three gynormous billboards arranged from top to bottom. Call it a threesome. I forgot seeing a single word at all but I can certainly guarantee they’re another Bench schemes. Those three generous models [Jake Cuenca, Francine Prieto and Bruce Quebral, if I got ‘em correctly] bared too much skin to have their fans [me included] and bulge-hungry faggots human beings celebrate life. Looking at them was like praising the gods of naked bodies particularly when the background illustrations were blue skies and ice crystals.
While we may celebrate or pant over those hard-ons and tits, I wonder [I love to wonder!] how they would appeal to the young minds. I may sound like a total KJ right now, but I still think that this new series of Bench ads are excessively unsuitable for public exhibition. Spreading those through magazines like FHM or Icon is perhaps more appropriate. Is Bench running out of ideas to sell more but through sex-inducing images?
[That’s something to ponder over this weekend.]
I have to thank Tita Nhia also for telling my Mom that intelligent people do those things. Picking up trashes as long as there's something interesting printed on it. The way she quipped it - "Si Medel din ganyan, pinupulot kahit ano basta may mababasa."
And I just wanna share this too :
"Devil wears Prada, beggars wear Bench" *hahaha not that I stand by this cruelty, I just think it's so kulit.. FYI I have Bench underwears and I love 'em!
