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Author: aLmich
I really hate people flooding my phone with chain messages. I just don’t have time reading them and being paranoid if I would really suffer not following it. I told you, I’m not fond of incessant texting, the same way I don’t wanna waste time reading them.
Earlier I got a message on my phone from a friend which read:
“The lucky angel has already landed on you. She was a girl that has been kidnapped and died. Please send this message to 15 people during 5 days time and the person you like will fall in love with you but if you do not send, your mother will be knock down and die 50 days later. This is a love chain letter. You must sent this this letter if not you’ll stay single forever! Do not send back to me! I’m being forced! I have 2 send forward!”
And then another one.
“You have just been kissed! “Mwah!!” This is the start of Kiss War’04 Kiss Everyone that deserves a Kiss ! Now U must send this to: 0 people-U will have bad luck in love, 5 people- Your crush will like u, 10 people- You will go out wit your Crush, 20 people- U will make out wit your Crush, 35 people- You Will Marry Your Crush!”
It should be quite obvious that these messages will only make people irritated, and if they are allowed to spread, your phone’s inbox will very quickly be filled with that crap.
My reaction? they are annoying messages which do not deserve anything more than being deleted. First of all, the guy who created this stuff probably can’t just sleep that he want’s to carry you to his grave. Secondly, the “lucky angel” wasn’t so lucky to be “kidnapped” and died. Third, the content doesn’t make sense at all. Fourth, the smart guy who sent this sounds too foolish.
But what got my attention was that about 10 minutes later, I had gotten 4 more of the same message from 4 different friends. Now, what has gotten into these people to forward this message? Is it because they actually believe it or they just don’t a life? Whatever it is, I do not care if I’m going to get 10000000 years of bad luck, $999999 from me forwarding a futile message.
Oh, and if you don’t tell everyone you know about this article, aliens from outer space will abduct your family and destroy your house.
Seems like some people simply can’t understand that chain-messages are unwanted. Don’t send them! Grow up! This is not a site for stupid kids, we expect you to behave maturely [even if you're 10].
After I think 5 fuming minutes, my phone rang again. I almost freaked out. When I checked it, my blood pressure tamed down.
“Have you heard about the man who died and went to heaven? It’s one of those emails that people keep forwarding. The story goes that the man first went to heaven’s gate which had a grand entrance and asked if he could have water for himself and his companion — a dog. But the gate keeper said that no pets were allowed in heaven, so he kept walking. Then he found another entrance that was not so grand and he asked if he could enter and have some water for him and his pet dog. The gate keeper said to go right ahead and that there’s a bowl for his companion too at the fountain. So the man asked the gate keeper what place it was and the gate keeper said that it was heaven. “But the gate keeper down the street also said that it was heaven,” said the man. “Oh no,” said the gate keeper, “that’s hell, what kind of heaven won’t allow friends in?”
Yeah, I appreciated the story but please don’t send one again. I don’t care if it’s as nice as this one. I’ll kill you.
