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Author: aLmich
Yesterday, as I supermanly [faster than the bullet] make my way to work, I passed by Megamall and unintentionally bumped into a very thin lady. She was so thin and all. I immediately said sorry and helped her be at her feet. She was so nice and said “It’s okay” but I know she wasn’t.
I can’t help but to still feel a little weird seeing someone so thin. I can’t still hold my laughter everytime I remember the incident. It’s bad. I know.
Okay - so I was perusing my google finds, my secret link to all fun pics, quotes, and moving craziness, and I came across this pictures. Scary.
Those of you who know me know that I’m not a small one [pun intended]. In fact, I’m bigger [another FUN intended], though I like to think I carry it well. My weight fluctuates depending on the time of the year, and depending on my depression level. I’ll admit it - I eat when I’m depressed, and unfortunately, when I’m bored. That explains why I’ve been eating a lot these days. It’s not a good thing, but I’m a DARN good pancit canton cook when I want to be, and I won’t deny myself the loveliness that comes from my kitchen.
My issue is that I don’t exercise enough. I actually had this conversation recently. If I could get my lazy arse to the gym, or up at an early enough hour to actually do some cardio damage, I could be in good shape again. I’ve done it before, and actually enjoy it, but I’m not very motivated at this point in my life to get out and do it. I want to, and I know I should, but I haven’t made it a priority. Why is that? All the television shows, magazines, movies and internet advertisements have pictures of hunky, sexy bodied, in-shape men displayed in every way, shape and manner, but yet, I am not doing my best to assimilate.
Am I trying to be anti-establishment? Am I a rebel? Sure. That, and I’m just lazy, darn it. I guess I have to change that. I will keep you updated on my progress. Monday will start a new hell - I will wake up earlier and walk or hit the gym again. I’ll have to let you know how that goes. Ugh.
