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Author: aLmich
Normally I don't bother to blog about dreams. For that matter, most of the time, I don't remember my dreams [kinda rip off, if you ask me]. But in this particular case, I happened to remember [I don't know if it was because I'd been sleeping on the living room’s floor, or because I’d been eating too much na naman] and it is definitely blog-worthy.
In this dream I discovered, entirely by accident, the shocking truth: If you splash water on a frog, it transforms into a single leaf of lettuce. Don't worry, frog lovers - splashing water on the lettuce would reverse the process and restore it to full frog health. So, to illustrate:
Yucky, isn’t it? Imagine putting mayo on the frog. Crispy? Ulk!
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